Classes for Women….

Published June 14, 2012 by sweetashoney
  • Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone BeforeTopic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making DepositsTopic 3. Parties: Going Without New OutfitsTopic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet TooTopic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the FirstTopic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without NaggingTopic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN AcquireTopic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang UpTopic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already HaveTopic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs BothNEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Audios and graphics.Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.Topic 8. Learning to live: differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping partner. Relaxation, meditation and breathing techniques.Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering important dates and calling when you’re going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions.
  • courtesy of cooking up a storm page
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